Sexual Healing: Maca Root Wildcrafted Irish Sea Moss Gel – themossymob
Sexual Healing: Maca Root Wildcrafted Irish Sea Moss Gel
Description
LET'S GET TO THE CHASE BAYBEE, BAY-BAY.
Can we get real, real quick? I'm about to give you some tea!
Put 1 tablespoon of this here Maca Root infused sea moss gel in your smoothie each day and LISTEN. Your partner will literally be looking at you like wHaT hApPenEd and likely beg for rest after the third round. You will be feeling like a teenager at the onset of puberty (y'all remember, don't play). You will be feeling like an animal in heat. This infusion will literally turn you (and/or your partner) UPSIDE DOWN, in the best way possible (make sure you get consent though, consent is sexy boo).
If you're single, GET SOME BATTERIES (I always recommend a rechargeable anyways, better for your wallet and the environment, just sayin'), some hand moisturizer, order you some gadgets, do whatever you need to do to be prepared. Don't say I ain't warn you, honey.
All I askis that you invite me to the baby shower. Consider this your early baby shower gift. You're welcome.
Shoutout to my Vegan Soul Sistuhs for the inspiration!
Ingredients
Chrondus crispus, Key Lime, Spring Water, Maca Root Powder
There are no other ingredients, additives, or preservatives. Choose your size at check out.
Directions
Take 1-2 tablespoons by mouth daily. Keep refrigerated.
Why Sea Moss?
Did you know Sea Moss contains 92 of the 102 minerals your body needs to thrive? Sea moss is a species of red algae which provides the natural nutrients and minerals the body & skin requires in order to build a healthy body inside and out!
Sea Moss includes iodine which assists in proper production of the thyroid. Sea Moss also includes phosphate, potassium, beta-carotene, zinc, protein, vitamin A, B, C and K, calcium, sulfur, magnesium, omega-3 fatty acids.
These natural vitamins and minerals promote fast thick long hair growth and beautiful glowing skin. Nutrients you receive from Sea Moss will help hydrate and promote healthy skin.
- *Metabolism: May increase your energy and make you lighter on your feet and feeling good.
- *Recovery: Can soothe pain from muscle soreness or inflammation and extract toxins from the body. Can be a good pain reliever and detoxifier.
- *Thyroid function: A lot of people suffer from thyroid disease such as thyroid cancer or under/over active thyroid. Sea Moss will provide thyroid regularity.
- *Appetite Suppressant: May help to keep you full like fiber does and potentially aid in weight stabilization.
- *Hair Growth and Skin: Provides numerous minerals and nutrients which may make the hair grow fast, thick and long. The skin is radiant and looks vibrant. Sea moss is also great for relief from sunburn.
- *Boosts Immune System: Includes plenty of anti-properties such as antibacterial, anticoagulant, antimicrobial and antiviral properties. It may help your body fight off illnesses.
- *GOOD SEX: Sea-moss is high in zinc and anti-inflammatory properties which provides effective blood flow circulation and makes it an enjoyable and LONG evening. :)
Can also be used for:
- Soups and Stews
- Smoothies
- Salad Dressing
- Face Mask
- Hair
Legal Disclaimer: Statements regarding dietary supplements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition.
Description LET'S GET TO THE CHASE BAYBEE, BAY-BAY. Can we get real, real quick? I'm about to give you some tea! Put 1 tablespoon of this here Maca Root infused sea moss gel in your smoothie each day and LISTEN. Your partner will literally be looking at you like wHaT hApPenEd and likely beg for rest after the third round. You will be feeling like a teenager at the onset of puberty (y'all remember, don't play). You will be feeling like an animal in heat. This infusion will literally turn you (and/or your partner) UPSIDE DOWN, in the best way possible (make sure you get consent though, consent is sexy boo). If you're single, GET SOME BATTERIES (I always recommend a rechargeable anyways, better for your wallet and the environment, just sayin'), some hand moisturizer, order you some gadgets, do whatever you need to do to be prepared. Don't say I ain't warn you, honey. All I askis that you invite me to the baby shower. Consider this your early baby shower gift. You're welcome. Shoutout to my Vegan Soul Sistuhs for the inspiration! Ingredients Chrondus crispus, Key Lime, Spring Water, Maca Root Powder There are no other ingredients, additives, or preservatives. Choose your size at check out. Directions Take 1-2 tablespoons by mouth daily. Keep refrigerated. Why Sea Moss? Did you know Sea Moss contains 92 of the 102 minerals your body needs to thrive? Sea moss is a species of red algae which provides the natural nutrients and minerals the body & skin requires in order to build a healthy body inside and out! Sea Moss includes iodine which assists in proper production of the thyroid. Sea Moss also includes phosphate, potassium, beta-carotene, zinc, protein, vitamin A, B, C and K, calcium, sulfur, magnesium, omega-3 fatty acids. These natural vitamins and minerals promote fast thick long hair growth and beautiful glowing skin. Nutrients you receive from Sea Moss will help hydrate and promote healthy skin. *Metabolism: May increase your energy and make you lighter on your feet and feeling good. *Recovery: Can soothe pain from muscle soreness or inflammation and extract toxins from the body. Can be a good pain reliever and detoxifier. *Thyroid function: A lot of people suffer from thyroid disease such as thyroid cancer or under/over active thyroid. Sea Moss will provide thyroid regularity. *Appetite Suppressant: May help to keep you full like fiber does and potentially aid in weight stabilization. *Hair Growth and Skin: Provides numerous minerals and nutrients which may make the hair grow fast, thick and long. The skin is radiant and looks vibrant. Sea moss is also great for relief from sunburn. *Boosts Immune System: Includes plenty of anti-properties such as antibacterial, anticoagulant, antimicrobial and antiviral properties. It may help your body fight off illnesses. *GOOD SEX: Sea-moss is high in zinc and anti-inflammatory properties which provides effective blood flow circulation and makes it an enjoyable and LONG evening. :) Can also be used for: Soups and Stews Smoothies Salad Dressing Face Mask Hair Legal Disclaimer: Statements regarding dietary supplements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition.
